I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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