It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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