Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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