What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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