And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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