we're blogging at a bar
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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