Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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