yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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