That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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