Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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