I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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