I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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