i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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