and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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