there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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