i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
