Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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