I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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