sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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