I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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