wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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