at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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