i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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