Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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