U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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