So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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