You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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