"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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