her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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