seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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