office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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