Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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