i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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