did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
