i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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