Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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