i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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