yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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