Sry I called you an 8
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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