508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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