Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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