is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
