you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you told grandpa to call you daddy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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