I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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