it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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