after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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