What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
