I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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