Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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