he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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