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(917): View more from New York City

K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...

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(847): View more from Illinois

I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

If i need to get strippers involved i will.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday

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(520): View more from Arizona

I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea

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(509): View more from Washington

In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?

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(845): View more from New York

Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.

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