i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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